Matthew 笑话集

清明节

清明时节雨纷纷，路上的人欲断魂。别人清明时，烧的是冥纸，我烧不起，我只烧得起英镑！
这句话我今天达到了！！

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清明雨缓缓落下，在义山，站着一排一排气色凝重的黑西装的人，只有站在前排的领队穿着白西装。
白西装的人就是Matthew。眼泪落下拿起电话，按下电话，黑西装的人马上跑前，放着油桶，点燃了火柴， 就烧了起来。

此时此刻，Matthew已在另一座山上。电话又拿起，说道：“火不够大！再大一点！”

“老大，没油了！”另一座山上的黑西装回答道。

“是吗？”Matthew伤感的回答。

挂掉电话，马上又拨给了油站，“油送一辆过来！算进我的账”

油车不久后马上就来了。爆炸声，不在哪里，就是油车。

“直升机准备！起飞了！”对讲机的对话，传入了直升机的驾驶员。

直升机在爆炸点飞来飞去，一张一张飘下来的英镑，掉下，烧给祖先。

“油车再送几辆来！火不够大！直升机，不要停，不要停”Matthew 又传给下属的指示。

直升机又多了几辆，却满足不了Matthew的愿望。电话又拨给另一个人。

“Obama, got nuclear? Can send one to X 221, Y 150 location? The cost counted into your debt you own me.”

不久，原子弹飘下，造成了轰动。

“Obama, your nuclear not big enough, send another bigger one.”

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故事还没结束，但从此，历史课本因为他-Matthew，多了一本。

故事纯属虚构！
By kai ung

another long time ago~

pass few month ago, i forgeted this B,
because of the L,
so i hOpe b forgive me.
for not remember b for a lonG time.

now is The time,
I pray for my forgivness from b,
even though b May not forgive me,
but i just want to try apologizE.

sO NoW Is My BloGGinG TimE!!

starting schooling, boring days end!!!

i currently start schooling, boring days already end, a lot new thing start to learn again again again and again, everything new!!

day by day~

days passed really fast...
so fast...
My Blog novel seem update very slow...
but.... i like it....
anyway, the one who care will care it,

and Kuching, i almost coming

New Blog! i use for...

new blog i just create for my beloved friend's, this new blog i try to write novel, try to give comment ar! ho ho ho~

http://novelofangel.blogspot.com/

九九一十

长长久久以来我一直没理这颗脑袋里的一小部分，
如今，我不小心发现了，
让我大叫一声，“什么！？我的脑袋还有这东东啊！”
什么来的呢？ 我也不知道喔~ 可能是这个网站的ID与密码吧？
试一试吧~
什么？ 可以上喔？ 看看吧。哇~ 黑漆漆一片，还有两只荧光蘑菇，
等等~ 这里还有我的记忆！ 不错不错， 当年的丑事。

“新琳店地”
黑熊出现了！！
使用了它的强而有力的~传说中的熊爪！！
我闪了又闪，结果闪过了熊爪， 却中了它的牙齿，
跌了一脚，跌到了~
结果被巴两巴掌，变成了花猫， 就这样， 它走了！
被巴了，能怎样呢？ 没关系， 至少我是一只猫了~
人生这么短又有谁可以像我这样，变成了猫？一条命分九次用，多划呀！



~风也有羽毛~
风就像有翅膀一样，
可以让任何东西飞，
只要风有在。
风的羽毛呢？
风从来不留在现实里，
风总是留在心里。
在心中，
只要风经过每个不快乐的心，
风会载走一切不快乐，
留下风的羽毛，
让人快乐的回忆起快了的事。

WHO do i LIKES, i LOVES

Likes and Loves, Both Start with L end With S

Likes a girl and Loves a girl are very different, i do Likes a lots of girls, but the girl i Loves, I Care doesn't much, for keep question me de friends, those question i think thousand times before you asking me, but i dont ans you cause i haven found the ans..

Yes, i dont denial i do treat "her" in different ways, and other ***, but i also treat everyone in diffrent ways also... like ***, ha ha look like i like to use "***"

anyways thanks for your care, "she" also special for me, but the relationship also need to be comfirm before anounce* to your guy,

***(secret, let you know next time, ha ha ha)