Tuesday, November 23, 2010

为什么我要读文科,为什么我要读商科


中学,有人问我为什么我要读文科(art),不去读理科(sains).
我告诉他因为我不喜欢科学,原因如下:
物理课(physic)-我不跟石头说话,我不想更多车祸发生
生物课(biology)- 我不杀生,我很善良,而且我不跟动物和植物说话
化学课(chemistry) - 化学对人体有害,为了健康着想,我放弃了
加上我选文科的原因:
商科 - 虽然钱不是万能,但缺钱是万万不能,所以我要学会赚点钱
中文 - 学会沟通技巧,可以用诗意的表达方式骂人。

大学先修班(foundation)
有人问我读完商科先修班,你要读什么?
我说我要读Business Admin, International Business, 和 Human Resource,
不要读Marketing, Finance and Banking, 和 Accounting。
为什么?因为:
Business Admin 和 International Business 可以自己当老板,请理科人,骂不听话的人,赶走没用的人,可以随便上下班。
Human Resource 是因为除了老板以外,可以骂任何人,叫人滚蛋,还可以选合得来的人进公司。
不要读Finance and Banking, 和 Accounting 是因为每天只能数千千万万的钱,而且不是你的,我受不了。
不读Marketing是因为我不骗人,也不喜欢共生死的感觉。
这就是我~


by me~ for fun only

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Girl i kNow In SwiNbUrne

This specially for the girl in my class, i will telling my view on them.... because, someone is watching, ha ha ha!!!

1st,
Lee Siaw Hong
is look like this !!!
if in formal wear, its look like a women, but once wear Jean and casual cloth, totally is a "boy".
from attitude view, cell phone is a 18 years old gal with 12 years old mind, a kid, this can be proof by this photo as you can see!
not only that, she is annoying, tat for my view~ is just like my daughter!


2nd!!
Rachel Lim
will be look like this!

so, look mature, around 20 ++ de 18 years gal, market look very good, but sad is 5 years old mind for me, why, because i can cheat her by using chocolate!!!
we Call this Choco Lim, like chocolate, keep say "we~~~" de, and so~~~ ntg to say. lastly look like my daughter also.


3rd,
Thye Lu Yen,
should look like this,
this look so...... OL! right?
since i meet her, so far.. i can only think one of the word for her! which is 白
why? skin - 白, cloth - 白, bag - 白, shoe - 白........
i cant think other discription until i getting know about her, which is..... fierce gal, 路痴.
the way she talk look like a 大姐 (from other ppl view)! but not for me.
she is 路痴,why? in the way go, she tell us, "i nvr use this road wor......" but in the way back, "this building i recongnize, that i recongnize!"(same road just one go one back)


4th,
Christine Yii,
should be look like this
another OL.......
well, ntg to talk about it, just same with my surname, keep partner with lu yen, and....... ntg to talk about it..... well i know she come from Sibu, keep saying i steal her laptop, and... still ntg to talk about her.... nvm lets just forget her... wait, ya i suddenly remember, also like chocolate de......


5th one,
Perry Hong
look like this

another look mature gal, better then other two look like my daughter, a dangerous driver when bad mood, may be.... she is quite less confidence, may be.... even though not seldom stick together with the 4 gal above..... but she still smart...... may be..... ya one more, love to smile!

6th
Yeo Teng
look like this,
this gal, look like a kid, but a mature mind, its completely opposite of the 1st 2 gal i mention above, but she is less confidence about what she doing, and....
nvr see her beside sch....
i knw she like to play mini games, like tower defence or something like tat...
so that i know about her.

7th,
Angel Choo,
may be look like this


as you can see. its a kid gal, very short, that y i envy her, when i through the door, i need bend my head, but she, even jump also wont hit!!!
pity ar me.
well beside that, she too smart!! every test are the highest mark in class!!! every!!!
but, but! she is 宅女. go in swinburne with JPA! that i know!!! only!!

well, there is more gal, but i not knowing that much, so want to see more, come my class

today is PresEntation


too boring man...
so i go to run a test! which is, join a presentation.
1st point in my presentation~>holding laugh~
2nd ~> laugh
3rd~> cool laugh
4th~> finish
so overall its a joke when i join the presentation!!

SOme One taKing My picTure La~~
i waiting lOng fOr the pIcTure so i CaN UplOadIng~~~~

Friday, November 5, 2010

Story for Shin Hui

啊啊啊啊啊,BS Tan 姐姐 和 Wong Hui 姐姐 欺负我!!! “记”

BS Tan 姐姐篇

第一天

我: BS Tan 姐姐 我很饿!
BS Tan 姐姐: 我没吃完你的我会饿!我知道你疼姐姐的对不对?

第二天

我:BS Tan 姐姐,我的份呢?
BS Tan 姐姐:BS Tan 姐姐刚刚看到一个乞丐,好可怜哦,所以把你的份给他了。BS Tan 姐姐知道你最有爱心了对不对?(自己吃了)

我:BS Tan 姐姐, 我肚子好饿!
BS Tan 姐姐:等会儿吧, 就吃晚餐了!
我:都是BS Tan 姐姐把我的份分给乞丐。。害我肚子好饿。
BS Tan 姐姐:没关系,等下如果有乞丐来姐姐把姐姐的份分给他


晚餐~

我:BS Tan 姐姐, 晚餐才一粒馒头,我不够饱!
BS Tan 姐姐: 姐姐也只吃一粒,另一粒要留给乞丐的。你想想,如果乞丐等下来, 姐姐就可以分给他了,就像下午说的,你也知道姐姐很守诺言的!

Wong Hui 姐姐篇

第一天

我: Wong Hui 姐姐 我很饿!
Wong Hui 姐姐: Wong Hui 姐姐没吃你的份会对不起自己的,你不会让Wong Hui 姐姐内疚吧?


第二天

我:Wong Hui 姐姐,我的份呢?
Wong Hui 姐姐:我看到有一只猫咪问我可不可以把你的份吃掉, 我回答可以因为你爱小动物嘛,对不对?(自己吃了)

我:Wong Hui 姐姐,我好饿哦!
Wong Hui 姐姐:好,姐姐现在去找回那只猫,叫他还回你的份
。。。十分钟后
Wong Hui 姐姐:他跑走了。
我:都是Wong Hui 姐姐把我的份分给猫咪吃了!害我肚子饿!
Wong Hui 姐姐:等会儿猫咪回来了,我在和他讨回来!

晚上~

我:Wong Hui 姐姐, 你有馒头分给我吗?BS Tan 姐姐的馒头要留给乞丐的。
...Wong Hui 姐姐:我的馒头要留宵夜的,今晚猫咪说会来找我,把你的份还回来,条件是用馒头换。你忍着,你那份我明天还你。

Matthew 笑话集

清明节

清明时节雨纷纷,路上的人欲断魂。别人清明时,烧的是冥纸,我烧不起,我只烧得起英镑!
这句话我今天达到了!!

~~

清明雨缓缓落下,在义山,站着一排一排气色凝重的黑西装的人,只有站在前排的领队穿着白西装。
白西装的人就是Matthew。眼泪落下拿起电话,按下电话,黑西装的人马上跑前,放着油桶,点燃了火柴, 就烧了起来。

此时此刻,Matthew已在另一座山上。电话又拿起,说道:“火不够大!再大一点!”

“老大,没油了!”另一座山上的黑西装回答道。

“是吗?”Matthew伤感的回答。

挂掉电话,马上又拨给了油站,“油送一辆过来!算进我的账”

油车不久后马上就来了。爆炸声,不在哪里,就是油车。

“直升机准备!起飞了!”对讲机的对话,传入了直升机的驾驶员。

直升机在爆炸点飞来飞去,一张一张飘下来的英镑,掉下,烧给祖先。

“油车再送几辆来!火不够大!直升机,不要停,不要停”Matthew 又传给下属的指示。

直升机又多了几辆,却满足不了Matthew的愿望。电话又拨给另一个人。

“Obama, got nuclear? Can send one to X 221, Y 150 location? The cost counted into your debt you own me.”

不久,原子弹飘下,造成了轰动。

“Obama, your nuclear not big enough, send another bigger one.”

~

故事还没结束,但从此,历史课本因为他-Matthew,多了一本。

故事纯属虚构!
By kai ung

Thursday, November 4, 2010

another long time ago~

pass few month ago, i forgeted this B,
because of the L,
so i hOpe b forgive me.
for not remember b for a lonG time.

now is The time,
I pray for my forgivness from b,
even though b May not forgive me,
but i just want to try apologizE.

sO NoW Is My BloGGinG TimE!!


Thursday, September 9, 2010

starting schooling, boring days end!!!

i currently start schooling, boring days already end, a lot new thing start to learn again again again and again, everything new!!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

day by day~

days passed really fast...
so fast...
My Blog novel seem update very slow...
but.... i like it....
anyway, the one who care will care it,

and Kuching, i almost coming

Monday, June 21, 2010

New Blog! i use for...

new blog i just create for my beloved friend's, this new blog i try to write novel, try to give comment ar! ho ho ho~

http://novelofangel.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

九九一十

长长久久以来我一直没理这颗脑袋里的一小部分,
如今,我不小心发现了,
让我大叫一声,“什么!?我的脑袋还有这东东啊!”
什么来的呢? 我也不知道喔~ 可能是这个网站的ID与密码吧?
试一试吧~
什么? 可以上喔? 看看吧。哇~ 黑漆漆一片,还有两只荧光蘑菇,
等等~ 这里还有我的记忆! 不错不错, 当年的丑事。

“新琳店地”
黑熊出现了!!
使用了它的强而有力的~传说中的熊爪!!
我闪了又闪,结果闪过了熊爪, 却中了它的牙齿,
跌了一脚,跌到了~
结果被巴两巴掌,变成了花猫, 就这样, 它走了!
被巴了,能怎样呢? 没关系, 至少我是一只猫了~
人生这么短又有谁可以像我这样,变成了猫?一条命分九次用,多划呀!



~风也有羽毛~
风就像有翅膀一样,
可以让任何东西飞,
只要风有在。
风的羽毛呢?
风从来不留在现实里,
风总是留在心里。
在心中,
只要风经过每个不快乐的心,
风会载走一切不快乐,
留下风的羽毛,
让人快乐的回忆起快了的事。

Sunday, February 21, 2010

WHO do i LIKES, i LOVES


Likes and Loves, Both Start with L end With S

Likes a girl and Loves a girl are very different, i do Likes a lots of girls, but the girl i Loves, I Care doesn't much, for keep question me de friends, those question i think thousand times before you asking me, but i dont ans you cause i haven found the ans..

Yes, i dont denial i do treat "her" in different ways, and other ***, but i also treat everyone in diffrent ways also... like ***, ha ha look like i like to use "***"

anyways thanks for your care, "she" also special for me, but the relationship also need to be comfirm before anounce* to your guy,

***(secret, let you know next time, ha ha ha)